Some afternoon tears of laughter.
Skyrim is the number one reason I don’t have children.
Number two is how sticky children are.
Hey James
Ah, so THAT’s why I don’t have Skyrim. Now I’m sad.
You should get it. It’s fun.
I plan on getting it…finding time to play it…that’s another issue entirely.
Skyrim is the number one reason I don’t have children.
Number two is how sticky children are.
Hey James
Ah, so THAT’s why I don’t have Skyrim. Now I’m sad.
Whose Line is it Anyway? - “Living Scenery” with Richard Simmons
Things get slippery when Richard Simmons stops by. I wouldn’t recommend watching this and drinking milk, because it will most assuredly come out your nose. Possibly the loudest, longest laughter emitted from the audience in the history of the show.
Seen this before? Me too. It’s still funny.

This is a real thing.
Jen made caprese salad yesterday with “pizza cheese”. It was amazing.
Look at how pretty my salad is! LOOK AT IT!
And you brought me shit that fell apart on my grill!? DAMN YOU!
Earthquake in NYC?
I felt it in the financial district.
Yeah…Felt in Brooklyn. 21st floor…shit was MOVING!
(Source: jenandtonic)



