January 2012
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December 2011
1 post
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November 2011
3 posts
September 2011
4 posts
6 tags
Watchthefrogman:
Whose Line is it Anyway? - “Living Scenery” with Richard Simmons
Things get slippery when Richard Simmons stops by. I wouldn’t recommend watching this and drinking milk, because it will most assuredly come out your nose. Possibly the loudest, longest laughter emitted from the audience in the history of the show.
Seen this before? Me too. It’s still funny.
1 tag
August 2011
3 posts
Earthquake in NYC?
summerjames:
I felt it in the financial district.
Yeah…Felt in Brooklyn. 21st floor…shit was MOVING!
July 2011
13 posts
Restaurant Just Says No To Children Under 6 →
jenandtonic:
nerdbadge:
The owner said he won’t make exceptions with the new rule…. Nothing wrong with babies, but the fact is you can’t control their volume… There may be restaurants that prefer to cater to such things. Not here.”
I wish more places were like this. And I wish there were no-kids flights. Not only are they shrill, but small children are also sticky, smelly, and not all that...
fakemlbfacts:
When James Edwards returned Ty Cobb’s 3000th hit, Cobb gave him a punch in the face and advice on how to deal with “those people.
June 2011
19 posts
Dear deli guy
summerjames:
yourekillingmesmalls:
Dear Deli Guy,
While both of them are reddish colored and you keep them in identical bottles, ketchup and hot sauce are not nearly interchangeable.
That is all.
You never put ketchup on a sandwich, you can always put hot sauce on it.
I know this. You know this. Does deli guy know it? Evidently not. Words cannot express the disappointment one experiences...
Dear deli guy
Dear Deli Guy,
While both of them are reddish colored and you keep them in identical bottles, ketchup and hot sauce are not nearly interchangeable.
That is all.
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Disturbing realization...
summerjames:
noeatinginthelibrary:
summerjames:
People younger than me are balding. Only old people go bald and I am older than them.
I realized the other day that I will be 31 when my current drivers license expires. Also, my brother started balding in high school and I have a pretty massive five-head.
So long as you don’t turn to bangs to hide it you’ll be fine.
I turn 30 next...
Dear Coworker...
jenandtonic:
yourekillingmesmalls:
There is no ‘r’ in the word idea.
Unless you’re speaking speaking about your missing eye, as in “I have no eye, dear.”
Since you have two eyes and I don’t want you calling me dear, I’ll assume that’s not the case.
Sincerely,
Me
If they are from Massachusetts, this is entirely acceptable.
Dear Coworker...
There is no ‘r’ in the word idea.
Unless you’re speaking speaking about your missing eye, as in “I have no eye, dear.”
Since you have two eyes and I don’t want you calling me dear, I’ll assume that’s not the case.
Sincerely,
Me
fakemlbfacts:
In 1995, with the Albany Polecats, Vladimir Guerrero swung at a pick off throw to first base and hit it over the left field wall.
May 2011
21 posts
