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Skyrim is the number one reason I don’t have children.
Number two is how sticky children are.
Hey James
Ah, so THAT’s why I don’t have Skyrim. Now I’m sad.
You should get it. It’s fun.
I plan on getting it…finding time to play it…that’s another issue entirely.
Skyrim is the number one reason I don’t have children.
Number two is how sticky children are.
Hey James
Ah, so THAT’s why I don’t have Skyrim. Now I’m sad.
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Then I’m Miles Davis.
THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
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This is a real thing.
Jen made caprese salad yesterday with “pizza cheese”. It was amazing.
Look at how pretty my salad is! LOOK AT IT!
And you brought me shit that fell apart on my grill!? DAMN YOU!
I felt it in the financial district.
Yeah…Felt in Brooklyn. 21st floor…shit was MOVING!
(Source: jenandtonic)